Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Dear Book Buyer:

FYI: doctors & firefighters have emergencies. Sorry you're in a rush, but a 9-to-5 office job lunch break about to expire is not an emergency. 

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Dear Book Buyer:

You're doing research & want a concise but in-depth book on all important events post-Napoleon. I don't get paid research assistant rates.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Dear Book Buyer:

No, we don't take American money. We're not in America. No, we don't take Euros. Euros are for EUROPE. Do you know what continent you're on?