Thursday, December 30, 2010

Dear Book Buyer:

The next time you're looking for a book on shih tzus, I would have a much easier time helping you if:

A) you knew how to pronounce the name of the dog breed,

B) you didn't have the information written on a ratty piece of dirty paper,

C) you could actually write the word 'shih tzus' on the piece of paper, instead of scribbling some gibberish six-letter word that starts with an E and contains no other vowels,

D) you weren't drunk.

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