Dear Book Buyer:

Thanks for pointing out the difference in price between the Canadian dollar and the American dollar. Also, thank you for explaining to me that our dollar is nearly on par with its American counterpart. However, please try to wrap your head around the fact that at the end of my shift, I actually leave the bookstore and venture out into this crazy land we call Earth. Once I'm outside in the world, there is a fair chance I'll either read a newspaper or magazine, watch television, or surf the web, ie: I have a working knowledge of the economy's existence, and you're not the first dipshit who has tried to explain it to me. Also, I work in a bookstore, not a cave on Mars. Also, your mustache is perverted.