Sunday, April 3, 2011

Dear Book Buyer:

You'd think that someone looking for a self-help-Oprah-new-age book would be a bit more pleasant. Sorry I asked you to repeat the author's name. I simply misheard you, so I don't know why you're acting like I defecated on your pillow.

2 comments:

  1. Is it wrong that your tweets seriously brighten my day? You're killin' me!

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  2. I'm happy my book store stories are being put to good use!

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