Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Dear Book Buyer:

You're not signing a mortgage or choosing a new heart. It's a fucking dictionary, so pick one, and give me the last 25 minutes of my life back.

1 comment:

  1. It's worse when they're picking one for their child. Chances are your kid won't give a shit about what a word means regardless of the picture next to it.

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